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More Friday Follies IV: Hot Scooters
Table of Contents for More Follies
- More Friday Follies I: It’s Better On a Stick
- More Friday Follies II: Thumping Watermelons
- More Friday Follies III: Snake-Man Eats Whopper, and More…
- More Friday Follies IV: Hot Scooters
- More Friday Follies V: Beer, Beer, Beer!
- More Friday Follies VI: McDonald’s In the News
- More Friday Follies VII: Vice Girls to Spice Girls?
- More Friday Follies VIII: WTO Goes Bananas, Eggs in the Air, and Carl’s All-Day Breakfast
- More Friday Follies IX: The Wake n’ Bacon Alarm Clock and Legal Weed
- More Friday Follies X: Beer Makes You Attractive, and Other Soggy Tales
- More Friday Follies XI: The Post-Birthday Edition
- More Friday Follies XII: Food for Potty Mouths
Ah, those fun-lovin’ folks at Cruzin Coolers have managed another first: One of their customers has been cited for DWI.
The Post Star of Glens Falls, NY reports that Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, of Whitehall, NY, was arrested and “could face felony DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle charges” for driving his electric-powered Bier Wagen down the road. I can see how he’d want to ride one of these, as the example to the right (the cooler, dummy!) clearly shows they’re sporty, comfortable and just downright kewl. (Focus here, guys; I’m talking about the COOLER !!)
The cooler contained 14 beers at the time of Mr. Marr’s arrest. The cooler normally has a capacity of 24 cans. No word from the victim perpetrator about what happened to the other 10 beers, but Leslie did spend time down at the American Legion Hall that day.
The speed of the cooler was not noted at the time of the arrest, but one bystander was noted to comment that “it sure seemed to push that cop car” just to catch him. it appears the cops have seized the cooler in retaliation as evidence. (Me, I think they need to get their own dang cooler.) You gotta admit, though, one of these would make a great crowd control vehicle, with light bar and siren. All the guys would drop whatever they were messing around with stealing doing and follow it for sure!
Re-Enactment of the Crime Scene
Mr. Marr has been repeatedly cited for DWI in the past. No word on how many of these arrests have been while using other conveyances besides his family station wagon.
With fooball season only a few weeks away now, you may want to consider getting your own Cruzin Cooler to cut down on all that walking at tailgates and so on. Here’s a spiffy example to consider:
These coolers are motorized, and so they shouldn’t be taken on motorways in competition with larger craft. Besides the minor risk of hospitalization or death, imagine the potential for spilling all that beer…
Enjoy the (Yeasty Sippin’) Heat!
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