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More Friday Follies V: Beer, Beer, Beer!
Table of Contents for More Follies
- More Friday Follies I: It’s Better On a Stick
- More Friday Follies II: Thumping Watermelons
- More Friday Follies III: Snake-Man Eats Whopper, and More…
- More Friday Follies IV: Hot Scooters
- More Friday Follies V: Beer, Beer, Beer!
- More Friday Follies VI: McDonald’s In the News
- More Friday Follies VII: Vice Girls to Spice Girls?
- More Friday Follies VIII: WTO Goes Bananas, Eggs in the Air, and Carl’s All-Day Breakfast
- More Friday Follies IX: The Wake n’ Bacon Alarm Clock and Legal Weed
- More Friday Follies X: Beer Makes You Attractive, and Other Soggy Tales
- More Friday Follies XI: The Post-Birthday Edition
- More Friday Follies XII: Food for Potty Mouths
Norwalk, CA
A 74 year-old woman drove her 1988 Cadillac through the front of a convenience store recently. I guess that’s not much news. What she did next, however, is:
She staggered out of the wreckage, shouted “I’m here for beer!” and wobbled over to the cooler to grab a six of Budweiser. When she reached the counter where the owner of Joe’s Food Mart, Atef Awada, waited, he refused to sell the potation to the 112-pound, 5-foot-4 woman, at which point she shoved the poor shopkeep around. Just for practice.
She’s out of jail now, on $15,000 bail. The shop had $8,000 in damages, but didn’t ever close. “We’ve seen this all before,” the owner said. The good news is, he’s got video footage from surveillance cameras, which he’ll sell to recoup his losses. Watch for it on “America’s Funniest Videos” soon.
ABC News
Beer Pong makes a great revival, thanks to the Nintento Wii. You may have thought your Ponging days were over once you left college, but You Were Wrong!! Get yours and get back into shape…
In Other News
The Hartford Courant has an article entitled “No Beer, No Civilization” by George F. Will. Well, DUH, Georgie…
The Scotsman reports on all the anguish that the United Kingdom’s strongest beer is causing. I can’t see what all the hubbub is about, frankly…
According to the Wall Street Journal, beer revenues in China are up nearly 17% in the past year. George Will would say that means they’re joining modern civilization at a breakneck pace!
And finally, Nampa’s Snake River Dayz festival and the associated Snake River Stampede rodeo is the place to drink beer this weekend, if you’re in Nampa…
Enjoy the (Sudsy) Heat!
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