It’s now a demonstrated, provable fact: Beer makes you more attractive! And what more reputable outlet than the Daily Mail of London to break this scientific news?
Okay, we all knew (as in all of us beerdrinkers knew) that beer you attractive. But scientific proof had been elusive, until now. The exciting part is, it only takes a pint and a half of beer, or one shot of vodka, to boost that rating:
Half an hour later, they were asked to rate the attractiveness of 20 male and 20 female faces on a seven-point scale.
Those who had been drinking alcohol scored the faces around 10 per cent higher than those who had not.
Should you want a pair of “beer goggles” to have all the fun without the annoying morning-after headaches, they’ll set you back a cool $150. A pair. Or you can help the Buffalo Grove police find their pair, and maybe they’ll cut you in.
In other “hoppy” news:
- You can now go to a spa and soak in a whole tub of beer.
- FoxNews Business has instructions for short-selling your girlfriend’s beer.
- Belgium still has the best beer in the world.
- USA behind the times; Devon has a Beer Society.
Face it, folks; you don’t get news like this just anywhere…
Enjoy the (Sudsy) Heat!
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