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Friday Follies: Can a Billionaire Heiress Find Happiness in the Kitchen?
The hair. The smirk. The strut. The money. Don’t forget the money!
Paris Hilton, that zany candidate for the Presidency, has a new main squeeze, Benji Madden, and apparently it’s making her all domesticaty-like. The infallible (and ever-popular) international news source, China Daily, recently reported Paris doesn’t even like to go out partying with the girls anymore!
She also noted that meeting Madden has completely changed her life. “Just my whole lifestyle is different. We don’t really go out as much anymore unless it’s for work. I just feel like an adult.”
An adult? Really? What a shame. Be sure to sell your stock in the tabloids.
The upside? Now Paris cooks! No, I’m not talking about that hamburger ad. She actually cooks, in a kitchen. Just like you and me!
It sounds like Miss Hilton is adding the title of ‘chef’ to her already long list of accolades. She recently told Ellen DeGeneres, “Benji and I watch movies and I cook really big dinners for him. I’m an amazing cook!”
No word on what she actually “cooks,”, but with the whole Hilton chain’s cadre of chefs available, I bet she doesn’t have to do anything that might threaten to break a nail.
Paris continued, “When you’re single, it’s different because you want to go out with your girlfriends and have fun. But when you’re in relationship and you’re in love, there is no point in going out because you just want to be together and do normal things.
“I think for the first time I’m in a really great relationship with a guy I really trust and treats me really well and who would never hurt me,” she adds.
Wow. Philosophy too, now. And such erudite oration! Seems her new 8th grade speech coach is really working out…
Enjoy the (Hot Cookin’ Celebrity) Heat!
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