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Friday Follies, the Turkey Edition

Turkey SportsThe National Football League decided to change its ways and actually provide you with a service. How many of you overdosed yesterday on the back-to-back-to-back NFL contests? Now most of you are all caught up on your sleep for the month! (It’s the third game that’s always the real snoozer.) The rest of you went to stand in line for the Black Friday sales, right?

I hope you put away all the sharp implements before the games started. First, to keep the fans from killing those who continued to talk over the game commentary (sad though some of it was). And second, to keep the non-fans from slitting their wrists.

How many of you watched the Texas-A&M matchup? Maybe the best joke of the day. But if you missed any of the football action yesterday, there’s plenty more on tap for today. Just remember: No fighting over the remote or the sharp implements!

I’ve recently learned that a good friend of mine loves cranberries. The taste, the color, everything about them! (Even the commercials.) Tom, this one is for you:

Cranberry Red

Delectable Cranberry, Not for the Faint-Hearted

This just in from Nevada Appeal (who says lawyers don’t have any sense of humor?):

A game warden comes across a young man with a wild turkey under his arm. He asks, ‘Where’d you get the turkey?’

‘What turkey?’ the boy asks. ‘That one,’ says the game warden, pointing to the bird.

‘Well, lookee … a turkey roosted under my arm.’

The game warden tells the young man that whatever the boy does to the turkey, the warden will do to him.

‘If you break his leg … I’ll break yours. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do, I’ll do it to you … so, what’s it gonna be?’

The boy looks at him, then at the turkey, and says, ‘I guess I’ll just kiss his butt and let him go…’

Enjoy the (Turkeys Kissing in the Kitchen) Heat!

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