We here at the Underground are working hard for you! We’ve found the perfect diet food: Lindt Excellence Chili Chocolate.
Well, it’s perfect, as long as you don’t eat much of it. Fortunately, because it has a nice chile kick, you don’t need much. (Take it from a pro, consuming a whole 3.5 oz bar in one go is definitely a diet “don’t do.”)
So put this item on a shelf and admire. Include it in the only diet that works:
“If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out.”
And above all, remember how we’re here for you in your darkest dieting hour…
Enjoy the (Diet Chocolate) Heat!
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