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Follies Extra: Free Chick-fil-A This Friday!

Chick-fil-A Cow

This very important news, just in to the Chile Underground Bovine Festival Watch Desk: The 5th Annual Cow Appreciation Day will be held on July 10, 2009. Chick-fil-A will give free food to anybody idiot enough who dresses up in a cow costume and shows up at their restaurant during business hours on Friday. (No, it’s true; would we steer you wrong?)

You don’t need a coupon, but you DO need a costume. To help you out, though, Chick-fil-A has put together a costume starter kit. Just print, cut and paste. (Don’t worry, nobody there will find you udder-ly ridiculous.) There’s also a Facebook contest where you can win glorious prizes. Like a grand prize of an all expenses paid trip to Cowlifornia. (Runner-up has to go to Moo Mexico.)

So hoof it on down and join the cream of the crop at your local Chick-fil-A on Friday! (No graze-ies allowed.) Get dressed and moo-ve on down there early, or else you’ll have to horn into the lines. (After all, this is a high-class joint, not one of those calf-ateria style places.) Be sure to make a great costume; no cheese-y imitations allowed! If you’re lucky enough to live in a town with several franchises you can go store-to-store and milk it for all it’s worth.

The steaks are too high for you to risk missing this event! (You don’t need an advanced degree in cowculus to figure that out.) The good thing about holding this event in the summer? There won’t be much chance of you Friesian to death. And that’s no bull

Enjoy the (Ungulating, Ruminatory) Heat!

P.S. Who is Chick-fil-A’s musical director? Moochael Jackson… (Sorry; couldn’t resist.)

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