Oh Joy, It’s Rapture Day. What’s for Dinner?

Okay, here’s your last chance. Really. If you don’t eat right, you may not get to heaven. And you’ve got until this afternoon (sometime; details are sketchy) to get it all done…

Me, I’m already pigging out on Angel Food Cake and chicken wings (spicy, I admit). And some Drums of Heaven and Ambrosia Cake. With a little Divinity candy to top it all off. I’m taking no chances. None whatsoever. Some of the rest of you heathens and infidels risk-takers may choose otherwise, though. If so, here are some ideas…

Try some of these dishes:

• Fiery Devil’s Chicken Curry
• Shrimp With Red Devil Sauce
• Napalm Chicken
• Molotov Shrimp and Tomatoes
• Death by Garlic Pasta (I want that one, in my next life)
• Hot as Hell Hickory Beans on the side
• Ghost Chiles for garnish

And for dessert, you can try:

• Devil’s Food Cake
• Devil’s Divinity (Just add cayenne)
• Pitchfork Pie
• Satan’s Satin Pie
• Bubbling Magma Brownie
• Death by Chocolate

If you’re really ready to challenge the afterlife, get your food prepared in Hell’s Kitchen. (Isn’t it nice how they’ve managed to Photoshop out the real horns on Gordon Ramsay?)

Enjoy the (Eat ‘Til You Die) Heat!