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National Cashew Day (Gesundheit!)

Cashews

Yes, today’s National Cashew Day. I wonder what lobby got that one declared? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

Anyway, it’s okay. They’re quite nutritious, actually. (Get it? NUTritious? Man, I CRACK me up. A lot.) Without the doughty cashew we wouldn’t be able to make bad jokes. No cashew, no cashew chicken or cashew shrimp.

The world would be a sadder place without those tasty, curved kernels…

Enjoy the (Nutty Holiday) Heat!

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