Doesn’t come into the Underground, is the only way I can finish that sentence. I’d give you all the juicy details, but why double-publish? Of course the
Irrational National Enquirer has already purchased the rights. You can find the details right next to the latest installment of the Kardashian fubar saga. Or is it LiLo? I forget; you’ll have to search it out for yourself, I’m busy here.
In the meantime, I’ve got to go. Really. She’s beginning to squint, her arms are crossed, and the foot’s thinking about tapping…
Enjoy the (No Anniversary News Here) Heat!