Say what you like about rednecks (just don’t say it within earshot of one with a gun rack in the back window of his truck), they do like their food. Here are some redneck jokes that include food; of course they all begin with “You might be a redneck if:”
- You know of six different uses for lard in the bedroom.
- You think of potted meat on a saltine as an hors d’oeuvre.
- You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be high-quality entertainment.
- You’ve ever barbequed Spam on your grill.
- You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
- You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafioso.
- You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the food groups.
- You think a styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
- You’ve ever been to drunk to fish.
- Your idea of a seven-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
- You’ve lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
- Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
- You consider pork & beans to be gourmet food.
- You roll your hair with soup cans.
- When you run out of gas you just use moonshine.
- You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
- You ever hit a deer with your car, on purpose.
I’ve got more of these, but I need to go to the store for some lard and Spam (and a chaw for the wife)…
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