Rednecks and Food

Say what you like about rednecks (just don’t say it within earshot of one with a gun rack in the back window of his truck), they do like their food. Here are some redneck jokes that include food; of course they all begin with “You might be a redneck if:”

• You know of six different uses for lard in the bedroom.
• You think of potted meat on a saltine as an hors d’oeuvre.
• You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be high-quality entertainment.
• You’ve ever barbequed Spam on your grill.
• You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
• You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafioso.
• You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the food groups.
• You think a styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
• You’ve ever been to drunk to fish.
• Your idea of a seven-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
• You’ve lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
• Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
• You consider pork & beans to be gourmet food.
• You roll your hair with soup cans.
• When you run out of gas you just use moonshine.
• You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
• You ever hit a deer with your car, on purpose.

I’ve got more of these, but I need to go to the store for some lard and Spam (and a chaw for the wife)…

Enjoy the (Food Funnies) Heat!