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Ahoy, Matey! Time for a Barrrrgh-B-Q…

Arrrgh Boy

Yep, it’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day” once again. Snuck up on you didn’t it…

Since this is a food blog, let’s talk about what pirates eat (besides BBQ). Pirates like corn. Unless it’s high-priced, like a buccaneer or something. After all, they like to get their food cheap; as in on sail. They’re starving all the time, though; they even show it with their flag, it’s got a skull and bones. Unless they are marooned on a desert isle. They’re never hungry there, because of all the sand which is present.

What’s a pirate’s favorite cookie? Ships Ahoy! Where do they keep these cookies? In a jaarrrrgh.

Where does a pirate with a wooden leg eat out? IHOP, of course. And what do they ask the waiter to put on their meal? A gaarrrgghhnish, of course. If they go for fast food, they always go to Aarrrby’s.

Why are there no vegan pirates? They all staarrrrrved.

After all this, I think I need a vacation. Guess I’ll take some Aarrrggh and Aarrrggh…

Enjoy the (Aye for an Aye) Heat!


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