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Friday Follies: The Turkey Coma Problem and More

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I missed this report in the New Yorker during the hustle-bustle of Thanksgiving. It’s clearly appropriate, and touches all the key points. Although it didn’t say which way the author was leaning on the critical national issue of the coming NCAA football playoffs.

In other news, a couple of party animals learned not to leave signed pizza receipts lying around after stealing the neighbors’ furniture. Come on, Man, don’t make it so easy…

Yet another reason not to name your child after a food, even as a nickname: Honey Boo Boo’s sister is now pushing snake oil. (Yes, snakes might actually be involved.) The product was claiming to be “useful against an array of medical problems, including Ebola, cancer, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson’s, diabetes, heart disease, and dementia.” That about covers all my ills, real or imagined. Too bad the FDA pulled the plug; now it’ll be hard for me to get mine…

Enjoy the (Too Much Turkey) Heat!

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