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This Just In: Burger King Promos Signal End of Civilization As We Know It

Two recent Burger King promotions are clear portents of dire events ahead, maybe even the end of Western Civilization. Surely they’re more indicative of disastrous circumstances than more widely known and followed barometers of doom, such as the teachings of Nostradamus, the rise of global warming or the failure of Tom Delay on Dancing […]

Saturday Superbowl Predictions

It’s almost time for America to stop doing anything productive for a day and watch that spectacle that is the Superbowl. Just like reading Playboy magazine, I only watch the game for the advertisements.

My prediction: There won’t be even one advertisement that features chiles.

Sad, too, because at $3 million a half-minute (NBC’s current rate), we […]

Friday Follies, Superbowl Edition: Too Sexy For My TV?

Sophie Monk and Chiles, From PETA Website

With the Superbowl only a few days away and the pregame festivities in full swing (I think ESPN is holding a 60-hour pregame show), I decided to see if there were any “sneak peeks” on some of the Superbowl TV ads.

Sure enough, there is! From PETA, no […]

Pace Gets Packing With New Salsas

Remember those great commercials where the cowboys (no, not THOSE Cowboys) are thinking about stringing up Cookie for feeding them salsa made in New York City? Those ads made Pace a household name outside of Texas. (They already were standard fare inside Texas, of course.)

Pace has moved on from those halcyon days. They now make […]

More Friday Follies III: Snake-Man Eats Whopper, and More…

I didn’t find any items that are blow-hot-coffee-out-your-nose funny this week, but there’s the usual harvest of food-related whimsy, drollery and eccentricity. Start with luke-warm coffee, just in case…

The Fast Food News reports on a hilarious advert shown in Japan for Burger King‘s Triple Whopper. I don’t think it will start any trends, such as […]