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By Chile Doctor, July 4th, 2011, at 10:00 am
To all Underground fans, we wish you a festive, tasty and safe Fourth of July. As you enjoy tasty food, good friends and spectacular fireworks, we ask only that you take a moment and reflect on how this great nation got to here, what it has taken in toil and blood to birth, grow [...]
By Chile Doctor, December 14th, 2010, at 6:00 am
That’s right, folks, it’s time to go out and tie one on like an out-of-control Lindsay Lohan celebrate once again! The Chile Underground has passed Yet Another Milestone in its ongoing quest to provide you with the best in zesty comestibles, great travel ideas, and tasteless spicy food humor. We achieved 700 posts as [...]
By Chile Doctor, September 6th, 2010, at 11:12 pm
Not much happening here at the Chile Underground World Headquarters in Exile. (No, the house ain’t selling worth a dang.) We went food shopping in Lavernia, which is about the most exciting thing you can do in Lavernia on Labor Day. And we really needed that level of excitement, after the startup weeks at [...]
By Chile Doctor, December 8th, 2009, at 7:00 am
So your Christmas holidays are getting boring these days, eh? You don’t have any food traditions, you just keep eating the same stuff every year. Turkey, check. Ham, ho hum. Green Bean Casserole? Yeah, and even though there’s never any left, it’s still the same ol’ casserole your great-granny used to make and serve.
What [...]
By Chile Doctor, December 7th, 2009, at 12:03 pm
I’d like to pause today, in the middle of the Month of Eating Dangerously, and remember a special group of Americans who served so that we can celebrate in peace this Holiday season. I’m talking about the American soldiers, sailors, airmen and civilians in Hawaii who defended against an unprovoked attack, many giving their [...]
By Chile Doctor, November 30th, 2009, at 11:15 pm
At 10 P.M. the Impossopotamus officially expired.
That’s when I validated my word count at the National Novel Writing Month. I got 165,904, officially! I worked on two novels in that time. (No, I didn’t finish either one; your point is?) Now all I gotta do is edit it all down to about 80,000 Real [...]
By Chile Doctor, November 26th, 2009, at 10:29 am
Question: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Don’t think about it too much, now; you might get a painful brain sprain. You wouldn’t want me to have that on my conscience during the Holidays, would you? Good. Besides, the answer’s pretty obvious. (I hope.)
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, [...]
By Chile Doctor, December 31st, 2008, at 11:30 pm
Partying at the White House isn’t as exciting as other places. We had a bodacious dominoes game, some folks were playing Magic: The Gathering on the side, and a few of us were trying out Flight Simulator X. (We re-learned the old saying about flying: “If, after you land, you need full power to taxi [...]
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